How to Serenade A Pet

          The act of serenading a pet is a lost art, and should be revived. I practice it multiple times daily and consider myself the best in the world. Have no fear, with a few easy steps you can be as good as me... sort of. Let's start with the basics.

           First, pick a song. Any song will do, lyrics or no, just make sure it's a song that has repeating verses or whatchamacallems - like carol of the bells, which will be my example for this tutorial.
       
         Now that you have a song, think about why you love your pet. For example, I really love my dog because she is SOO cute, her ears are floppy and furry, and she is SOOOOOOO cute.

          Now we get to the hard part, rephrasing lyrics/coming up with your own. For those who are creative geniuses, such as myself, this will be no problem, but for everybody it will time consuming. For repeating lines in a song, just repeat your own line. No need to do more work than you have to. Just sing about why you love your pet. I'll give you an example of a song for your pet, I'll sing about why I love my dog, Zoey, to the theme of carol of the bell. Feel free to sing along...

I love my Zoe
I love my Zoe
I love my Zoe
I love my Zoe
She is so cute
She is so cute
She is so cute
She is so cute
I really love my Zoey 'cause she is cute and she's fluffy
Do you love my Zoey?
I really love my Zoey
You should love my Zoey
Her ears are so fluffy and floppy and they are soft
They flop when she runs and barks too
Do you love my Zoey?
I really love my Zoey
You should love my Zoey...

P.S. I think I forgot how Carol of the Bells went, so that may not flow as I had expected.