Pterodactyl

This is dedicated to the love of my life, Murraykate. You may possibly know her as one of the follow: MK, Marykate, Beastinator, or Pterodactyl. Here are some reasons why the MFing Pterodactyl is probably cooler than you:

She enjoys ugly christmas sweater parties.
She wants to make a crap load of money.
She is funnier than you.
She can destroy you in Ninja, Pterodactyl or basically any game you can conceive.

For those of you who do not know Marykate, she is also Poseidon. Everyone knows Poseidon.

                   Artistic representation of Marykate?


The Pterodactyl is probably the most epic creature to have walked (flown) this planet. They also screech and make other interesting noises and basically pwn n00bs in 1337sauce.

Marykate is probably the most epic creature to have walked this planet. She also screeches and makes the most amazing laugh ever or in other words, basically pwns n00bs, hard.


                             Just like this guy.


If you were playing Bejeweled, her name would be Markyate, or Marky ate. Her name is a complete sentence! Is your name a complete sentence? Chance are it probably isn't.

And this is why you don't mess with the MFing Pterodactyl!! ARRRRAAAWWWW!!!

Lucky

         I have experienced an awful loss, my friends. My dear friend, Lucky, passed away recently after he froze to death in the recent snowstorm. I noticed that he was kind of sick recently but I had no idea to what extent. We were good friends since the middle of the summer. I always gave him a nice glass of water to drink and he would gulp it down. He was always thirsty. Unfortunately, when the winter came, he started getting paler and paler. I thought nothing too much but decided to bring him inside the house. Then I went on vacation.... when I got home, I found him, lying limp, pale as death's hand. I just wish I hadn't made the mistake to leave him out in the cold for so long. He always seemed so strong. But I guess he just couldn't take it anymore. I will sincerely miss you, Lucky, you were the best bamboo plant a boy could ever have.
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