The Most Intense Letter - X

        You know all those letters you learned in kindergarten? Well, only one is super awesome. That is the letter "X". Because 'X' is such an intense letter, it used very little, and even less at the beginning of words. Some words try replicate the sounding of 'X' but it loses all intensity after an 'E' is put before it. So the only word that comes to mind when you think of the letter 'X' in the beginning of a word is xylophone. Which is an intense instrument.
         Then there are impostor words. They are used to describe something in intense and include the sound of  'X'. Such words are, but are not limited to: extreme, extol, exhilarate, exterminate, extinct, excommunicate, excavate, existence, exalt and extravagance. Some people try to make them intense by purposely yet tastefully misspelling the intense word. For example: X-TREME!! The misspelled word is almost always followed by one or more exclamation points to add sheer intensity to the word. But there is always a way to ruin this annexed (Eh?) intensity. Like this: X-TREME!!!111111.   The intense emphasis on 'x-treme' has been ruined by improper shift key technique. On an off topic basis, did you know that the baby food maker "Gerber" also makes knives. That's one X-TREME!!! baby food. Who wouldn't want to feed their babies food that was made in conjunction with EFFING KNIVES??!!