Types of People and the Cars They Drive

         Life is a bunch of group of people that are superior/inferior to each other in the social hierarchy. We'll start off with the lowest.

        Below Anything People - $500-$5000 car - These people are generally uninsured drivers who bought the car used and cannot afford anything better. They bought the Honda Civic because it never dies and probably never will die. Honda Civics are like really boring super heroes - like a superhero who can not get hurt but dosen't do anything to put him in the way of getting hurt.

        Low to Average People - $6000-$19,000 car - These people DO have insurance and will buy a used car that it is pretty good or a new car, like a Kia Soul or Scion tC. They can be teachers or office drones or anything that makes an median annual salary. For those who don't know, the two cars that I had mentioned are not much more than a car from a forced injection plastic mold. They have more plastic than a McDonalds Happy Meal toy (which are 80% plastic, 20% lead).

        Above Average People - $20,000-$35,000 car - These people are usually in healthcare or some other pretty good paying job. Usually like a Volkswagen or Hyundai or something. Very good cars that will last about half the time of the Honda Civic. This is the broadest category of people.

        Extraordinary People - $36,000-$60,000 - These people have very high paying jobs that can afford expensive cars like BMWs, Mercedes, Audis, Infinitis, Lexuses and so on. These people have the cars that we all wish we owned but know that we can't afford. Snobbishness may or may not be included.

        Modestly Rich People - $61,000-$100,000 - These people have a lot of extra spending money and are usually like doctors and dentists and stuff. They have the upper end luxury cars like Range Rovers and high ranging models of Mercedes, BMWs, Audis, Infinitis, Lexuses, etc... These people are rich but when we tell them that they are rich they smile and deny that they just like to spoil themselves every now and then but we all see through their lies.

        Above Anything People - $100,000+  - These people have the Audi R8s, Maseratis, and range topping Mercedes, BMWs, Audis, Lexuses and stuffs. These are the people when we call them rich, they just smile and just shrug it off. Strangely, rich people are always the nicest people of all the modern social hierarchy.

         Our super modern world has yet to abandon social hierarchy. It's there, and I know it; people need to stop saying that it isn't. IT IS!!